Thanks to one of the most potent offenses in the NFL, the Cowboys are 2–0 against the spread through two weeks, and in Week 3, they’ll be visiting Soldier Field as 3½ point underdogs.

If their defense shows up this week, they should have no trouble covering. Hell, even if their defense doesn’t show up, I still like them to score at least 20 against the Bears! The only way the Bears score 24 or more is if Devin Hester takes at least two punts or kickoffs to the house, and I’m gonna step out on a limb and say that won’t happen.

Of course, you do realize that this is now destined to happen, right? Maybe you should just take the Bears for 5 points and fuhgetaboutit